Review for HELP WANTED

HELP WANTED

(#) ilovefrankieieroxx 2011-10-07

~jumps up and down waving hand in air~ I WANNA BE ADOPTED!!!! I WANNA BE ADOPTED!!!!

Name: Frankie Uma (Frankie is short for Francesca but NEVER call her that unless you want a slow and painful death and i choose Uma as a last name cause i fucking LOVE pulp fiction okay and UMA IS JUST A COOL NAME!!!)

Personality: Can be funny, random and hyper but very rarely mostly a rebel and a badass, hates being told what to do, very VERY tough, but a good friend, trustworthy, will take any secret to the grave, can be a bit over-protective of friends who she sees as family, cracks her knuckles a lot it gets stiff otherwise and she doesn't always realize she's doing it, also tilts head to the side a lot trying to click neck, sometimes works sometimes doesn't

Adopted by: (Also, if you want to fall in love with someone else, list it here!) Gee or Frank please and can she fall in love with Frank please?

Style: (Like outfits and such) either wears her favourite slytherin t shirt, or a harry potter one, battered black leather jacket, skin-tight black leather trousers, knee high, high heeled black leather boots, black and silver studded belt, wears a black necklace with 2 crucifixes and a skull, likes gothic styles, wears black nail varnish all the time, quite tall, 5'7, anorexic skinny (but if you call her that she'll kill you in your sleep), very pale and emphasizes this by wearing chalk white foundation, wears tons of black eyeliner

Piercings: Nose stud, lip ring, 6 piercings in each ear, monroe piercing, eyebrow piercing

Tattoos: ~cracks knuckles~ this might take a while "Emosexual and proud" on left wrist, "Badass" on right wrist, giant black angel wings covering back with "we are the fallen angels" down the spine in between the two wings, "MCR saved my life" at the foot of back, "Ieroween" across knuckles, "Bookworm" like Frank's, a wedding ring, "Shut up and let me see your jazz hands" on left hip, "I heart Frank Iero" and the heart is actually a picture of a heart over her actual heart

Hair: Shoulder length, straight black/blue hair, usually down, fringe covers one eye all the time

Eye colour: Green with a hazel ring around the pupil

Likes: HARRY POTTER!!!!, energy drink (preferably red bull then she complains that it doesn't give you wings), skittles, coffee, kerrang!, punk/rock/metal/screamo music, physically attached to phone and ipod, drawing, reading, writing, playing guitar, playing bass and singing (but only when she thinks no one is listening, Nyan cat, narwhals, asdf movie, potter puppet pals

Dislikes: SPIDERS!!!!!! (i have a phobia of them), JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!, the pope (homophobic natzi), the royal family (bloody parasites) and conservatives (english political party who i call 'posh gits'), racism, fascism, homophobia

I'm sorry if i offend you with my views that i am a atheist, anti-royalist and supporter of labour political party that is just how I've grown up

Anything Else: English, a cutter and dyselexic (i actually am so i apologize for the spelling mistakes. Thank GOD for spell check)

Good luck
Can't wait
Hope i get picked
Sorry if it's long i do tend to go on

Rosie :)

Author's response

Haha, your views do not offend me at all! (I only understood about half of those words! ^-^