lol this really made me laugh, I know you haven't updated since September (that's what the date said anyway) but please can you - this is actually really funny!
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Author's response
I'll try, but this is kinda just a side project and I write these when I have nothing else to write, and I'm working on fucktons of things right now. Also, I'm a little stuck with this. But people seem to want an update, so I'll try! :) Thanks for reading!