Laughed until I cried. Right now I'm really thankful I didn't wake my parents up laughing hysterically... There were five minute periods I literally couldn't get my breath XD If I see one more mention of "meese" or "motherfuckingmeesemooseshit" I might fall over and die of laughter. Or flexible mascara wands. Or anything of the sort. This is freaking brilliant. Thank you so much. :D