SMUUUUUUUUUUTTTTT!!! NEED SMUT! lol do it, do it, do it.
And i have hired people to kidnap you. i will keep you locked up so you can't move away again!
oh wait, i may have been the one to move away last time, depends on how you look at it i guess. ;)
Author's response
Haha, smut addiction over here...
I'm really glad that you cut out a main ingredient of kidnapping... Makes me less nervous. Now it's kind of just like a free trip home haha.
lol I moved, you moved, you moved, I stayed.