Only did it cause I love you.
Is that what you wanted?
N'aaawwww - thank youu. Yeah, that's what I wanted. It's entirely random but fuck it - it makes me laugh! Soooo... the completed thing =
Dear 1 Local Police Chief,
Words cannot begin to express how sorry I am that your 2 Pet was severely damaged by my 3 Woefully under appreciated prank. How could I have known that the 3 Jet Ski I was riding in would go so far out of control?
And while it is true that I should not have pointed it in the direction of your 4 House, you must understand that it was all meant in fun. The subsequent carnage that I caused is beyond my ability to 5 Comprehend and I must therefore humbly ask your forgiveness.
I know that you are perfectly within your rights to 6 spank me
but I ask you to remember all the good times we've had,
joshing around at 7 the municipal jail and to remember that I am first and foremost your 8 only possible match should you ever need a
bone marrow transplant.
I think that counts for more than one prank, especially one that you would have done, if you had thought of it first.
(your name here)