Review for Things That Make Me Laugh

Things That Make Me Laugh

(#) MCR_ROCK_RHCP 2012-01-07 08:07:35 AM

Only did it cause I love you.


Is that what you wanted?

Author's response

N'aaawwww - thank youu. Yeah, that's what I wanted. It's entirely random but fuck it - it makes me laugh! Soooo... the completed thing =

Dear 1 Local Police Chief,

Words cannot begin to express how sorry I am that your 2 Pet was severely damaged by my 3 Woefully under appreciated prank. How could I have known that the 3 Jet Ski I was riding in would go so far out of control?

And while it is true that I should not have pointed it in the direction of your 4 House, you must understand that it was all meant in fun. The subsequent carnage that I caused is beyond my ability to 5 Comprehend and I must therefore humbly ask your forgiveness.

I know that you are perfectly within your rights to 6 spank me

but I ask you to remember all the good times we've had,
joshing around at 7 the municipal jail and to remember that I am first and foremost your 8 only possible match should you ever need a
bone marrow transplant.

I think that counts for more than one prank, especially one that you would have done, if you had thought of it first.


(your name here)

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