Jesus. Was this written by a four year old? Sure as hell looks like it.
Sweetie, I'm pretty bi, and I didn't even find this offensive, it was that awful.
I think I've broken a rib laughing actually. You're like one of those kids on the playground that yell "I'M TELLING" cause you can't do effective shit on your own.
And if you hate them "sooooo muuchh, OMFGZ!' why are you even on this fanfiction site. BUSTED.
So, in conclusion, in your own language:
No shit of my arse.
I just wanted you to know, you need to learn to, y'know, actually write.