Oh my Satan cakes. I was laughing so hard, I was physically DYING. The sad part is... Is that this chapter was so unbelievably close to home, I couldnt stop myself from blushing like a baby apple on steroids. Do steroidswork on apples? To make them more... Muscley? Hm. They would be rather interesting to eat... And cut. Would they bleed? OKAYIMDONENOWIMSOSORRYIJUSTRAMBLEDON.