Lol you should has seen my brothers reaction. He was screaming and squirming the whole time and at one part he turned away and said "ah, it's so painful". He also said "why would someone write this, you know what they've done to there male viewers?" he also said that you hurt his "crotch" area and at this moment he is still holding his hands in front of his pants yelping in pain. THANK YOU! You are god. This is the most fun I had in weeks lmao