I think this is the best idea anyone has ever come up with in the history of fan-fiction. Seriously.
I'll make you an oscar.
No, Wait.
I'll Attempt to make you an oscar.
Actually, forget I said that.
Anyway, Write. Now.
Or else.
Author's response
Good God, put the Oscar down. You don´t need to threaten to hit me with it. ducks I´m writing, I´m writing.