On a side note, I totally just realized the title of this story is actually "The Bass Files" and NOT "The Bass Flys" Though Flys would've been grossly mispelled, i.e. Flies. Either way, this made me giggle to no end aloud in the student lab on campus. Congratulations, you've succeeded in making me look even more nuts than I already do. I guess it doesn't help that I'm wearing a Mr. Krab shirt that says "I Love Booty". But it makes me smile. And now I'm just rambling to ramble, thus I shall shut up.
Author's response
Hm, that would have made Patrick the Lord of the Flies and not Hats then. Har Har. Nevermind about that. When I was in the States two summers ago I got myself a t-shirt with a couple of cards printed on the front that says "Chicks dig my hand". It´s so stupid I just had to have it. (I hope Pete doesn´t steal it from me.) Also, I wonder if I could use some of the stuff I´ve just seen on "Happy Tree Friends" for Sheena´s future fuck-ups...