And now I'm off to spread fear and misery across the glo- I mean... Kittens...
Aw Ben, honey, I laughed so much at that! XD
Look, this may sound creepy, but I've read pretty much all of your stuff and you seem like a really genuinely nice person. You don't get many of them. I'd like to talk to you sometime : firstname.lastname@example.org
...wow, that sounded really creepy... Please don't be creeped out, I'm actually not a creepy person.
awards self points for using some form of the word 'creep' as many times as possible
Good day :3