Okay this just describes how I feel when my cat sits on my face.
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Ahahah XD Yes, and when they shove their butt in your face even though they could sit the other way just as well, as if only to say "I have a pretty bum, smell it!" O.o Cracks me up every time though, when I ...politely decline... (Flails and goes; AAAAH! NO, EEEEW!, that is) my cat's offer of butt-smelling, and she's like "Uh! Now you've hurt my feelings!!!" hurt kitty-eyes of doom