Okay this just describes how I feel when my cat sits on my face.
Ahahah XD Yes, and when they shove their butt in your face even though they could sit the other way just as well, as if only to say "I have a pretty bum, smell it!" O.o Cracks me up every time though, when I ...politely decline... (Flails and goes; AAAAH! NO, EEEEW!, that is) my cat's offer of butt-smelling, and she's like "Uh! Now you've hurt my feelings!!!" hurt kitty-eyes of doom