I'm going to cry. Look at me, I'm a wreck. Why would you do that, huh? I'm a fragile person. And now you've practically destroyed the little self-respect I had for myself and now I'm almost crying with pain and anguish over a fluffy fanfic!
Golly gee, I'm happy I decided to stalk your stories. Please update soon. Please.
SF
Author's response
CRY TILL YOUR EYES BLEED
no don't do that
I'm happy you decided to stalk them too
I shall fear not!