OK, Smurf is definitely knew on the name calling list. Score one for Joe!
Author's response
Oompa Loompa - check. 14-year-old - check. Midget - check. Smurf - check. Disney and them fuckers need to come up with some undersized characters soon or I´ll be running out of insults. Thanks, yourreviewsxarexsataninmymotor. :)