This is spectular. I adore how pretentious Rufus is, with his 'Sephiroth-chic' and demand for mako injections. I can so see the Turks getting pissy and beating the shit out of vending machines. The...'quirky' humor of Reno is hillarious, really. Where on earth did you get 'Leonard Wangtabulous' from? That is comic gold, I tell you, and so is 'pirate gold' as Reno's reason for a leave of absence. Truth be told, every part of this fic made me crack up. Thank you so much for making my day awesome. I hope you have a great day yourself.