Review for Auditions

Auditions

(#) atomickilljoy 2012-10-06

OHMYGOSH WHAT DID I JUST READ. My older brother didn't cut his toenails for like,legit, a year or so. When he finally cut them, they were so big, it was freaky.

Author's response

D: I don't like nails. They're just weird. Why can't we just get scratchamabobs that come out of our fingers when we need to scratch? They don't grow and they self cleanse. That would just be my perfect world. My brother got a boner today and I screamed and ran away from him... I just... it's not something I've ever wanted to see... :'( xx