Oh mah gawd HELLO FICWAFFLE FAMILY ^^^^^
Anyway HIIIII I'M MIRANDA
I already love you.
Pshhh don't put yourself down because if you do I'm gonna BEAT YO ASS UP.... jk I'm all about fucking not fighting wait no ABSTINENCE, CHILDREN, ABSTINENCE
ANYWAY
Welcome! I'm glad you're giving us little FuckWads a zombie story, because I'm sure it will be awesome. Please don't be turned off/offended by us or our weirdness, because we love you and we will keep you here with us forever because once ya join us ya can't leave us
OK NO STOP IT MIRANDA STOP
Nice to meet'cha! :D
If AJ hasn't filled you in yet, I am Miranda. That is Lauren and Sam. Sam and AJ are FicWad married and I'm the product of their sex (wait, eww, I'm their FicWad child), and Lauren is their other love child, and me and Lauren are also FicWad married.
We have a happy family. :)