rawr, my friend, you best be typing up the weirdest frerard in the history of frerards. (I mean like random as fuck, spit out your milk, weird. but funny not dusgusting, y'know?)
or, if you aren't comfortable wif dat, i would enjoy a fic circled around either the song Florida Plates
by Pencey Prep or the song "Don't Bore Us, Get to the Chorus":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv0U8oWLTAA
but if not just shoot me a comment on my profile saying you can't and I'll understand. jus go with what feels right.
No no I'll write one for you! :D I still can't get over how good the story was. :3 Thanks again!