Nahh it's cool dicks are like. . magical wands. Harry Potter had such a hard, wooden-y wand. So long. . . .
Haha yeah but my door doesn't swing that way. ;D
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I don't bat for the other team either, but I love the euphemisms for it. That's why I just said it. Like, Adam and Steve. Jesus Christ! I fucking love the gays! XD xx