^^^^
OH MY FREAKING LORD
I AM CRYING RIGHT NOW OMG
-rolls around on bed, gasping-
(Hey that looked like a sexual innuendo.)
Sorry, I got nothin', sweetheart.
Umm.
A vote for Obama is a vote for gay sex.
Yayyyy buttsex.
(Okay I'm sorry, I really don't know anything to give you.)
Author's response
BUTT SEX :D