-RAISES HAND-
AJ GIVE ME THIS BOY
YOU KNEW I WOULD ASK YOU
HOLY MOTHER OF GERARD I WANT THIS BOY
Author's response
OKAY
I CAN TRY TO SHIP HIM OFF TO TEXAS
HE'S JUST SO FUCKING ADORABLE
HE LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE RYAN, IT HURTS
HE'S SKINNY, TOO
HE WEARS AEROPASTLE SWEATSUITS THAT ARE BAGGY ON HIM
I CAN TELL
HE'S JUST SO...
UUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH