Oh babe, I always wear a condom. ALWAYS. The Legendary Condom of the Gods +5. The superlative contraceptive which was forged in the fires of hell itself for her pleasure. (If you know where that's from, I'll give you my soul and half of my kingdom.)
Penny (that's what I'll call you from now on mmkay?) and Zeke need to get a room. And do dirty, sinful things to each other. Just to get over that odd sexual tension. Wait, how old are you/is she in this story?
Man, you know what? This is too awkward :D I know Penina is you and you are Penina as in the character, but dude, I don't know... I just... I don't know whether to say 'you' or 'her' XD You know? Tell me which to use because I'm so fucking confused.
I am amazed by how fast you can update, by the way. Are you a... What is it called? Inkfish. The one with the tentacles? Eight of them? Always purple in cartoons? Ah, to hell with it. You are one! No way can anyone update this fast without having eight arms to type with.
This chapter pleased me because I'm in a sexual relationship with my xbox.
Author's response
I have no need to wear a condom because no one wants me! Unlike this sexy thing: http://www.polarimagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Dexter-Clarks-Fabulous-Head.jpg
Haha. Call me what you want. I honestly have no set name. I'm 15. We're 15. You may call me you. If that makes sense anyway. It should make sense. Haha.
I'm not in the octopus family at all. If anything, that would make me slower. I have 2 hands, yes, but they have fingers. 10 in total. Octopi have 8 arm things, but they have no fingers. So who truly wins? Humans. That's right. Haha.
You use a condom with your Xbox, right? Haha. XD xx