Wow um that description was slightly misleading...
Uhh...
Yeah I don't really know what to say. Um. I'm thoroughly amused.
And also I am so angry that I didn't think of taking that username. Wow. I hate you, you little shit. (Naw I'm just jealous of you, you're cool with me.)
Author's response
I am a little shit but I just saw the name and grabbed it haha. See if AmazingPhil is open! If you like Phil, which you may not do you know no judgement here.
God, I am sorry, I was joking with my friend (who the story is for) about making a serious fanfic so I put the description like that and then made a piss take? Sorry for misleading you :c
I am glad I amused you haha! Have a nice weekend!