I will see their fics and raise them with non-canon.
Bandfic.
Pairing: Jimmy Urine and Lynd-z Bellato.
OOOOOOHHHH.
Email address: Internetnovice@live.com
Plotline: Lynd-Z has not met Gerard yet. Truth or Dare between Jimmy and Lynd-Z that ends in the dare "Okay. Think you're smart? Kiss me!" that can go out to either party. And it has to end with the kiss.
I feel bad for suggesting this, but it's the only Bandcest I ship, so whatever.