"Hey Frank. Do you like pigs in a blanket?"
"Sometimes, I guess so."
"Well. How about hogs in a blanket?"
"Where are you going with this?"
"I deep fried my cock for you."
"I want to see other people."
Author's response
Ooh, imagine if Gerard wouldn't shut up during his first blowjob. Well, giving his first blowjob.
"Hey, don't you piss from here?"
"Can you just suck my dick?!"
"But, Frank, this is so cool! You can see all the veins, and.."