I know its possible to break a dick.
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Watch me never want to get near a dick.
I'd be like: "ooh, can I touch it? Shit, I'm gonna break it."
I'm pretty sure I would be the most awkward person ever during sex.
"OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU LICKING THAT OH GOD IT TICKLES WAIT WHAT IS THAT OH GOD THAT'S YOUR DICK OH LORD"