DUDE, YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH THE GIRL I'M IN LOVE WITH.
If Sam hasn't told you yet, my name's Ash, and I'm kind of Sam's girlfriend? However, make no mistake. "Melissa, I'm not a lesbian. I'm a lesbist." Yeah, that's my attempt at changing a Perks quote. Anyway, this place is fucking nuts, there's drama, there's a whole shitheap of badly written shit, and then there's the kind of chill side. I dunno which side I'm on, but.
Catch ya later, chica.
-Ash