Okay story time gather 'round children!
Once upon a time in a land far far away in a place called Caitlyn's house a strange creature received notice that a story of lockers had been updated. All was going well as our creature read, but suddenly a wild bathroom beckoned to her. Residing in her chamber of baths the creature continued her reading quest. When what should erupt from her cakehole, but a mighty and awkwardly awkward laugh. So, now the creature's family thinks she is even stranger than they did before. For they believe she finds her bodily leftovers historical.
What a tale! I am quite honoured for my writing to be the subject of your awkward bathroom laughter :D