Whoo! Nice to see you back! Alvin is such an interesting character.
Author's response
I only live to serve. (BE OUR GUEST! BE OUR GUEST! BE OUR GUEST!)
And thank you. I did two back-to-back weeks of all-day-stay-over basketball camp and it was SO MUCH FUN OHMYGOODNESS.
Man, I am just so tempted to kill Alvin right now. I should open up a file of short stories where it's all character deaths. Entitle it, "Therapy."