Review for Summer of Contracts

Summer of Contracts

(#) Bronze 2016-01-01

I really don't understand why these SUPPOSEDLY smart witches and wizards don't get some muggle military weapons and use those stupid Death Eaters for target practice! I doubt that even Moldiesnorts itself could put up a shield strong enough to stop a .50 caliber round! One or two sweeps of that and you don't have much to clean up! You'll basically be picking up the odd body part after the few survivors run away after shitting themselves. Even old Moldiesnorts won't look so good after being on the receiving end of one. Maybe only Harry can kill him but anybody else using Ma Duce on him and he'll be in need of a new body again soon after. Then there's always the good old stand by, napalm. Especially the stuff used during WWII and NAM. It sticks and doesn't come off easily at all. Of course if you really want them to feel the burn use White Phosphorus alone or mixed in the napalm. Remember folks, White Phosphorus burns on contact with air and keeps on burning till there is no more. Even Claymores'll work wonders on those poor misguided morons! Set up with overlapping fields of fire and very few get out alive! Things like this would put a serious dent in the Death Eater forces. But the oh so bright magicals won't even think of protecting themselves thusly. No, they'd rather sit back and complain about the moronic Death Eaters instead.