"Because I'm not a four foot, eleven inch, 90 pound girl." -> That scene was a pretty smart move to have her described without it being so obvious that you want the readers to know what she looks like. Smart.
"Pussified". A new word for Alex. Gotta love it.
Yeah... so I´m finally reading this. About goddamn time too.
Author's response
Gah! I hate when a story starts off "Hi, my name is______, I have _____ colored hair and _____ colored eyes. I like ____. I hate ______. It's nice to see someone appreciate the fine art of subtlety.