A/N: Whoever rated this "Boring" must be braindead... How can a hot, naked Elf be boring?!
Author\'s Response: OK, I'm going Gollum on myself and saying that not everyone must be turned on by the idea of a naked Elf pleasuring himself. Especially if said Elf is a wicked Feanor. Not everybody likes wicked Feanor. Which is good, 'cause I can keep him all to myself! is demented