you proper usage of "hoebageler" made laugh. hard. really hard.
lola is really concerned about letting joe in on the fact that pete is a major douchebag. but didn't joe see pete with jeanne at the party? as an older brother, wouldn't that piss him off too? he seems a little oblivious.
i wish the smurfs mug didn't have to be broken in vain. now, had she actually pelted the sonofabitch with it, there would be proper justification. but damn.
you deserve a rating point for that thing you do. because your writing is fantastical.
That, my friend, is what we call a plothole. Let's just pretend that Joe was far too busy smoking weed and scoring with girls of legal age.
P.S. I knew I'd make you proud with the use of hoebageler.