Ha, Kyle, you know how to keep me amused. Staining Pete’s perfectly white teeth with (what we hope was) brownie crumbs… Ha ha ha! haHA! :) I’m sooo digging your scene.
Ah, Patrick is the shit. Stupid Peter and his possessiveness of supposedly male names. Right? Right, KYLE??? (Yup, lame…)
HA HA! “How’s her body? Firm?” HA HA!
For reasons beyond my grasping I have to rate this as “funny”.
YOU GOT IT! DoJ… take whatever you want, you got it
Author's response
Was is brownie crumbs? The world may never know. Ah, the art of toilet humor. It never gets old. And not surprisingly, some guy actually said, after I was introduced to him, "Kyle? I know chicks want equal rights, but now you're taking our names. I mean, you never hear of dudes named Amanda, do you?" Weird, huh? Thanks for the rating point, love. It looks dashing on my mantel.