I needed to rate this as "original". Because, come on, IT IS. From now on, everytime I go into a hair salon (which I probably should do more often regarding my... hair situation) I will think of this scene. Thank you so much, Sarah! :)
I love how you (auto-)characterize Maggie. You're really talented. I think it's time I put this on my favs, Pretty Spice.
And, oh yeah, totally agreeing with the moocow. The sideburns thing was classy. Very plonkily so.