Alex, go read my latest review on Cobwebs and zippers, and you'll see my huge cock-up. It's not sexual, it's not good and it's not funny.
I seriously thought I was reading a channel hopping update.....delirious much?
Author's response
Oh well, no-one can be mad at you, Katy. To me that review on Cobwebs is pretty flattering... but you probably insulted that other author. ;)
Just an aside, you do know that the protagonist in my story is Pete, right? ;) LOVE YA! :)