"So how's your trombone playing? Haven't heard you play lately," Dad tried to strike up a conversation at the breakfast table. Sometimes I really would like to be able to go back in time to when he and Mom hooked up. I wonder if he's always been that laid-back and kind of timid. TROMBONE???? A TROMBONE????!!?!?! Didn't they get banned in like 1998 for being too hideous?? Loving how she see's he's timid. Abuse that weakness Kyle!!!!!
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You got it. Kyle is an asshole... I wonder where she got that from. :)