I really want there to be a rating for "Fantastic", or "Awesome". As it is, you get "Ambiance", and some internet cookies for being so cool.
I really like this idea, even if it's not canon, or if it's crack, or what have you. It's something that works really well by itself, as an original take on things (like all your other short things, which I also love).
Excellent title, too. ^^