snicker Oh, I love it. The last line about the statute of limitations not having run out was the capper. It should be interesting to see more such "confessions" now that they're all professors.
Author's response
Another reviewer mentioned the the firework+ingredient-snatching incident, so I'll add that. As soon as I get more ideas from reviewers (hint, hint) I'll write a second chapter, when the other limits have run out.
Funny, my whole reason for writing this was to have Hermione say the whole statutes thing. Glad you liked it!