yuko-chan, lighten up. this is meant to be farce and I doubt Jane herself, what with that delightfully dry wit of hers, would disapprove. And as for writing Darcy/Elizabeth (with a 'z', dear, hence her nickname "Eliza") that's done splendidly in the novel and probably in any other fanfiction about P&P. It's time the boys had their fun. Great work, this!