"Would you...consider being...exclusive? With me?" -> God, that’s cute.
Never told you, I think, but I admire your broad vocabulary. (And that doesn’t only refer to swear words, dear. ;) )
/"He's almost five foot eight, Patrick."
Jesus...how did such a small woman spawn such a behemoth of a son?/ -> I have been waiting for this, Kyle. ;)
Joce rocks… but you knew that.
Alex? Is that you? You're becoming as mythological as Crystal and Sarah.:) I figured you'd show up one of these days. Maybe when we finally have our AIM/ass grabbing party, I'll teach you some of those truly American swear words.