haha assignment...
"I sighed and stared up at the spackled ceiling. A crack slashed through its surface, which went nicely with the scuffed walls and questionable carpet stains that would cause a black light to explode. Sure, it wasn't the Ritz Carlton. But we sure as fuck weren't NOFX" - SOOO FUNNY!!! I cracked up!!! I've spent the night in a hotel like that...oh man...
Author's response
Shady hotel rooms....I shudder to think about it. Glad you thought it was funny. I thought the NOFX thing might offend people, but that's OK. :)