Oh my! What a Bridgetesque chappie!
"It's only county jail. Brody's crew is a bunch of pussies. You break a few noses and they call the cops. This would never happen in New York." The female fumed. I smiled and let out a sigh. -> This, as well as the banter with Petra Wentz in the cell, was hilarious.
Great update. And yay! I could rate again. ;)