Every time there is an awkward silence a gay baby is born...
TWINS!
(this is what you say when the silence continues even after the first gay baby has been born. Proceed to triplets, then quad, then quints)
Heh
Updates, kk?
Author's response
Wow, there must be lots of gay babies. I wonder who's taking care of them? No seriously. I'll update soon. Don't worry!
-Peter-