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To Be Announced

by God_Reads_Ferards 5 reviews

GERBERT!! Cliche-bashing, Ferard-smashing goodness abound.

Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way - Warnings: [!] [R] [?] - Chapters: 24 - Published: 2008-08-21 - Updated: 2008-11-11 - 38411 words - Complete

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  • To Be Announced

    by God_Reads_Ferards 1 review

    GERBERT!! Cliche-bashing, Ferard-smashing goodness abound.

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way - Warnings: [!] [R] [?] - Published: 2008-08-21 - Updated: 2008-08-22 - 1858 words - Complete

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  • "He? There's a guy there?"

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    Bert makes a new "friend", but something about them isn't quiet clicking...

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Humor,Parody - Characters: Gerard Way - Warnings: [!] [?] - Published: 2008-08-21 - Updated: 2008-08-22 - 1337 words - Complete

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  • "I'm treated like the scum I clean from the toilets everyday"

    by God_Reads_Ferards 5 reviews

    Bert and Geoff, the wonder roommates!

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2008-08-21 - Updated: 2008-08-22 - 1147 words - Complete

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  • "Bert, you're about 3 steps from being mega-queer and you're worried about the fact he's a he?"

    by God_Reads_Ferards 3 reviews

    Geoff reveals Bert's secret lover...

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2008-08-24 - Updated: 2008-08-25 - 1293 words - Complete

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  • “Michael Jackson? Seriously?”

    by God_Reads_Ferards 3 reviews

    Meet Frankie...

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way - Warnings: [V] [R] - Published: 2008-08-27 - Updated: 2008-08-28 - 1635 words - Complete

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  • "Gee... say something to me..."

    by God_Reads_Ferards

    When it rains, it pours. Sometimes literally.

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Angst,Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2008-09-04 - Updated: 2008-09-04 - 1972 words - Complete

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  • I could peel a fucking orange with my nipples right now.

    by God_Reads_Ferards

    And in the darkness, you shall find love.

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way - Warnings: [!!] [?] - Published: 2008-09-04 - Updated: 2008-09-04 - 1373 words - Complete

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  • “Do you work here?”

    by God_Reads_Ferards

    SURPRISE!! Guest starring Eliza Cuts

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Angst,Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way - Warnings: [!!!] [R] - Published: 2008-09-05 - Updated: 2008-09-05 - 1398 words - Complete

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  • "I'm going to die because of this baby..."

    by God_Reads_Ferards

    Kind of a depressing chapter, at least I think so. Cute ending though.

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way - Warnings: [!!] [?] - Published: 2008-09-07 - Updated: 2008-09-07 - 1297 words - Complete

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  • "You're fucking amazing Bert."

    by God_Reads_Ferards

    Once again, depressing chapter. I promise they'll stop soon.

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way - Warnings: [R] [?] - Published: 2008-09-07 - Updated: 2008-09-07 - 1555 words - Complete

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  • "You know, Bert, you really shouldn't talk shit about people behind their backs."

    by God_Reads_Ferards

    Gerard doesn't get arrested. Calm down.

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way - Warnings: [!!] [R] [?] - Published: 2008-09-08 - Updated: 2008-09-08 - 1418 words - Complete

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  • "Vegetables That Can Harm Your Fetus"

    by God_Reads_Ferards

    Bert is just racking up the enemies. Frank, the police, Fat redneck women...

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way - Warnings: [!!] [?] - Published: 2008-09-10 - Updated: 2008-09-10 - 1528 words - Complete

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  • "And since when has his asshole turned you off Berty-Boo?"

    by God_Reads_Ferards

    OMFG FIRST KISS. READ AND REVIEW

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2008-09-12 - Updated: 2008-09-12 - 850 words - Complete

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  • "What in the name of fuck are you doing?"

    by God_Reads_Ferards

    Bert finds a new friend, and Gerard tries to get even closer

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way - Warnings: [!!] [?] - Published: 2008-09-13 - Updated: 2008-09-14 - 1643 words - Complete

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  • "Your toaster hates me."

    by God_Reads_Ferards

    One of my favorite chapters. Just cute and fluffy, even the ending.

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way - Warnings: [!!] [?] - Published: 2008-09-15 - Updated: 2008-09-15 - 1549 words - Complete

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  • "Bye fucker!"

    by God_Reads_Ferards

    The court date begins creeping up on our heros...

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2008-09-17 - Updated: 2008-09-17 - 1319 words - Complete

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  • "He looked cold."

    by God_Reads_Ferards

    Snowmen, broken arms and more drama than Facebook after prom night.

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way - Warnings: [!!] [?] - Published: 2008-09-22 - Updated: 2008-09-22 - 1733 words - Complete

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  • "... Isn't that why we're here?"

    by God_Reads_Ferards

    Court room fun... if you can even call it that. STARRING BOB BRYAR (HELLS YEAH)

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Bob Bryar,Frank Iero,Gerard Way - Warnings: [!!] [?] - Published: 2008-09-26 - Updated: 2008-09-26 - 1742 words - Complete

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  • "I didn't think you'd ever show up."

    by God_Reads_Ferards

    Drama and fluff and more medical nonsense. Oh, and you learn the baby's gender

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Bob Bryar,Frank Iero,Gerard Way - Warnings: [!!] [?] - Published: 2008-09-27 - Updated: 2008-09-27 - 2042 words - Complete

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  • "O-oh God... d-don't stop."

    by God_Reads_Ferards

    It's everything you think it is and more

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Bob Bryar,Frank Iero,Gerard Way - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] - Published: 2008-09-29 - Updated: 2008-09-29 - 1788 words - Complete

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  • "Unbeknown? Well didn't someone use their big boys words today?"

    by God_Reads_Ferards

    Bert isn't defective. Lots of fluff and stuff. Cutesy chapter.

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2008-10-05 - Updated: 2008-10-05 - 2069 words - Complete

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  • "You're in labor, retard."

    by God_Reads_Ferards

    HERE COMES THE BABY!

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way - Warnings: [!!!] [?] - Published: 2008-10-29 - Updated: 2008-10-30 - 2242 words - Complete

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  • "I really, really hate needles, Bert."

    by God_Reads_Ferards

    DEDICATED TO JESUS! More random fluff... and baby daddy's. I swear this story is like a bad episode of Jerry Springer.

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way - Warnings: [!!] [?] - Published: 2008-11-05 - Updated: 2008-11-05 - 1742 words - Complete

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  • "So now I'm a box of fucking Lucky Charms? Well fuck you, good sir."

    by God_Reads_Ferards

    The ending is depressing.I actually started to cry...

    Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way - Warnings: [!!!] [V] [?] - Published: 2008-11-11 - Updated: 2008-11-11 - 1881 words - Complete

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