I have compiled a completely meaningless look into my life and the guys (guyses?) while we’ve been on the Warped Tour. It’s a small project of my own, maybe…
If you look into a magazine ranging from Kerrang! to Seventeen Magazine, smack bang, like a stalker or THAT MURDERER RIGHT BEHIND YOU OH MY GOD LOOK!, we’ll follow you, whether you like it or not. Well maybe you see a certain bassist just a tad more, not that it matters. Please don’t take me for a try hard retard, because I am, just remember me as the five foot one kid with a guitar.
P.S: Crystal is a dimwitted fool and Joe makes all the ladies in the area pregnant!!!