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Average Joe.

I know I'm not the best looking,

Nor am I the smartest.

I'm definitely not the funniest,

Too be honest my jokes are pretty lame.

I'm not the most gifted athlete,

And its unlikely I'll ever marry a playboy bunny.

I'm not a big hit with women,

And I probably never will be.

I have come to terms that I'll never be an action hero,

And that kids will never wonder if I could beat superman.

I know I'll never own a Ferrari,

And I'll probably never own more than one suit.

I'll never be the man who you look at twice as you walk past me in the street,

Or approach during a night out with your girlfriends.

But you know what?

I don't mind,

I'm content with my lot in life and wouldn't change it for the world.

For I am the average Joe.

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