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Chapter 7
A couple of weeks later, Michelle was in her bed sleeping. And it was 9:00AM. She didn’t know that Pierre was going to stay over for a few days.
Michelle: (Sleeping on stomach) (Stretched out)
Pierre: (Walks into the house) Hello? (Walks to the living room)
Pierre: (Walks back to the kitchen) (Slowly opens Michelle’s bedroom door) (Sees Michelle)
Pierre: (Lays beside Michelle) (Keeps touching her hair) (Waiting for Michelle to wake up)
(3 minutes later)
Michelle: (Slowly opens her eyes) (Realizes that Pierre is beside her) Holy Crap! Why are you here?
Pierre: (Whispers) 7 days is up!
Michelle: (Does a little chuckle) Well you can kill me at lunch time okay?
Pierre: (Pouts) But I want to do it now! (Laughs)
Michelle: Too bad! (Laughs)
Pierre: Where are your parents?
Michelle: (Stretches) Their at work
Pierre: I see (Thinks)
Michelle: Yep, so why are you here?
Pierre: I’m going to stay here for a couple of days!
Michelle: (Sarcastically) Does that mean that i wont get any sleep?
Pierre: Well.... Just a little bit! (Laughs) (Smiles)
Michelle: (Laughs) Great
Michelle: What do you want to do today?
Pierre: I don’t know..... maybe....
Michelle: (Laughs) Anything but that!
Pierre: (Kids) (Hits the bed) Damn! (Laughs)
Michelle: (Laughs)
During that day, they just stayed at Michelle’s house. At 8:00PM when Michelle’s parents were outside, Pierre was on the computer. Then Michelle got out of the shower.
Pierre: (Sitting at the computer)
Michelle: (Goes behind Pierre and puts arms around his neck) (Puts head on his shoulders) Watcha doing?
Pierre: Just checking my email (Yawns)
Michelle: Wow
(30 seconds later)
Michelle: (Whispers in Pierre’s ears) Do you know what I want to do?
Pierre: (Looks in Michelle’s eyes)
Michelle: (Kisses Pierre’s lips)
Pierre: (Keeps kissing Michelle)
(30 seconds later)
Pierre: (Stops) (Shocked) Really? But i thought you didn’t want to today!
Michelle: That was so half a day ago, shesh
Pierre: But we can’t, your parents are home.....
Michelle: HmMmMm (Thinks)
Pierre: (Thinks)
(10 seconds later)
Michelle: Hey! We can say that we’re gonna go to the “movies” in “london”
Pierre: (Catches on) Oh! We can say that the movie is like 2 hours long and we wont be back till 12pm!
Michelle: We are so smart!
Pierre: Yup,.... well I just have to go in the washroom and put on a... (Gets interfered)
Michelle: Okay Pierre (Chuckles)
Pierre: (Gets off the computer) (Kisses Michelle) (Goes to the bedroom to get a bag) (Goes to the washroom)
(30 seconds later)
Pierre: (Comes out) (Has the bag in his hand) Okay! (Jumps up and pulls up pants)
Michelle: Wait...... you brought a bag of condoms?
Pierre: Yeah....
Michelle: (Crosses arms) (Smirks) (Shakes head)
Pierre: What? You never know when someone is gonna jump me!
Michelle: (Shakes head)
Pierre: Lets just go! (Grabs Michelle’s arm)
(both run to the door)
(outside)
Mom: Where are you guys going?
Michelle: We’re going to the movies in london
Dad: What movie?
Pierre: (Lies) War of the worlds, I heard its about 3 hours long
Michelle: Yeah, we’re going to try and get to the 9:15PM one
Pierre: So we wont be back till.. around like 12
Dad: Okay
Mom: Be careful!
Michelle: Mom, we will
(Pierre and Michelle get in Pierre’s car)
They drove off road into a nearby forest. Pierre stopped the car, and they both went to the back of the car. Then Pierre started to kiss Michelle and he went on top and yeah..... lol
Meanwhile back at the house, Michelle’s mom went into the washroom to discover a wrapper on the counter.
Mom: Dwayne, I found this on the counter (Shows him)
Dad: Well its not mine
Mom: Then who’s is it?
Mom & Dad: (Figure it out) (Both look at each other)
1 hour and 30 minutes later back at the car, Pierre was laying on top of Michelle with a zebra blanket over them.
Michelle: Isn’t that David’s blanket?
Pierre: (Head on Michelle) Yeah, I still have to return it
Michelle: (Runs fingers through Pierre’s hair) You should wash it before you give it back (Chuckles)
Pierre: (Chuckles) Yeah
(30 seconds later)
Michelle: My neck hurts!
Pierre: (Looks at her neck) Oops, sorry (Laughs) I gave you a hickey! (Smirks)
Michelle: Pierre! (Laughs) My parents will see it!
(10 seconds later)
Pierre: (Sees that Michelle is wearing the necklace he gave her) (holds the locket part and looks at it) (Lifts head and looks at Michelle) Your wearing the necklace i gave ya!
Michelle: (Softly) Yep, I wear it everyday
Pierre: (Smirks) (Kisses Michelle)
Michelle: I’d hate to ruin the moment but... can I lay on you cuz your heavy!
Pierre: (Smirks) Okay (Slowly sits up and hands the blanket to Michelle)
Pierre: (Shivers) I’m cold (Puts boxers on)
Michelle: Can you give my my clothes please?
Pierre: (Hands clothes to Michelle) (Lays down)
Michelle: (Puts clothes on) (Lays on Pierre) (Puts blanket on top of them)
Michelle: Do you know what?
Pierre: What?
Michelle: We’ve been together for 7 months now
Pierre: Really? Thats crazy!
Michelle: (Snuggles in more) I know
Pierre: And hopefully we’ll stay together longer
Michelle: Yep!
(5 minutes later)
Pierre: Do you feel like pizza?
Michelle: I feel like having anything (Yawns)
Pierre: Okay
Michelle: (Gets up (Goes to front)
Pierre: (Sits up) Puts pants and shirt on) (Goes to the front)
After they got pizza, they went back to the house. Michelle’s parents appeared to be asleep, So Pierre slept on the air mattress on Michelle’s bedroom floor. And Michelle slept in her bed.
The next morning, Pierre and Michelle were half asleep and started to talk when all of a sudden, someone opened the door.
(Door opens)
Mom: Can I see you two in the kitchen now?
Michelle: Okay... (Still wearing the clothes from last night) (Gets up)
Pierre: (Gets up)
(In the kitchen)
Pierre & Michelle: (Standing side by side) (Arms crossed)
Mom: (Standing in front of them) (Disappointed look)
Mom: What’s this? (Holds up the wrapper)
Michelle: I don’t know....
Mom: What did you do last night?
Pierre: Well...
Mom: Well?!!
Michelle: Is it really any of your business
Mom: How many times?
Pierre: How many?
Michelle: What?
Mom: How many times have you guys done it?
Pierre & Michelle: (Look at each other)
Michelle: (Aggressively) Lets not go there
Pierre: At least we’re using protection
Mom: and what’s that on your neck?
Michelle: Mom, We’ve done it okay? and you can’t change that! (Storms out of the house)
Mom: (Stares at Pierre)
Pierre: I think Michelle is old enough to make her own decisions
(4 minutes of silence)
Mom: Pierre, can you leave me alone for a while?
Pierre: Sure (Walks out of the house) (Goes in his car)
Michelle was standing by the river at the park. She was thinking about what her and Pierre should do. Pierre’s car pulls into the parking lot and walks to Michelle, facing her back.
Pierre: (Behind Michelle) (against her back) (Holds her hands and crosses their arms)
Pierre: (Softly) I’d thought I would find you here
Michelle: Do you think we should continue doing it?
Pierre: I...... I don’t know
Michelle: What if I did get pregnant?
Pierre: Thats tricky
(2 minutes of silence)
Michelle: Meh, I don’t know
Pierre: (Holds Michelle tightly)
(1 minutes later)
Pierre: (Looks at Michelle) Lets go to grand bend for some ice cream and go to the beach
Michelle: (Looks at Pierre) Okay
(Both walk to the car)
After they got into the car, they made their way to grand bend. When they got there, they realized that they didn’t bring any bathing suits, So they looked around in stores to find some. Michelle got a blue bikini and wore a towel around her waist. Pierre on the other hand, wanted to go skinny dipping but Michelle kept saying no and laughed. Once Pierre found one, Michelle got some ice cream. Then they headed to the beach.
Michelle: (licking her ice cream)
Pierre: (Looks at her ice cream) (Licks his lips)
Michelle: (Stops in a middle of a lick) (Looks at Pierre) Don you want a lick Pierre?
Pierre: (Innocent smile) yeah sure
Michelle: (Smiles) (Holds ice cream in front of Pierre’s face)
Pierre: (goes for a lick)
Michelle: (Slams the ice cream in his face) (Laughs)
Pierre: (Shocked) What the fuck! Why did you do that for! (Wipes off his face)
Michelle: (Laughs)
Pierre: (Has a pissed off face on)
Michelle: Uh oh... (Starts to run)
Pierre: (Little chuckle) (Runs after Michelle)
Michelle: (Runs to the beach)
Pierre: (Laughs) Get back here!
Michelle: Never! (Almost at the water) (takes towel off) (Runs into the water)
Pierre: (Takes off his shirt) (Runs in after)
Michelle: (Looks behind) Ah!
Pierre: (Catches up) Smiles) (Grabs her)
Michelle: (Laughs) No!!!!
Pierre: (Holds her in a rocking position)
Michelle: Pierre?
Pierre: (Smirks) 1!!!
Michelle: Ah crap
Pierre: 2!!
Michelle: Pierre!!!
Pierre: 3! (Pretends to throw her)
Michelle: AH! (Closes eyes) (5 seconds later) (Opens eyes) What the?
Pierre: (looks at Michelle) (Smiles) (throws Michelle)
(5 seconds later)
Michelle: (Comes up from under the water) (Coughs)
Pierre: (Laughs) Are you used to the water now?
Michelle: (Sarcastically) Oh of course!
After thirty minutes of swimming and fooling around, they went mini golfing. And so far, Michelle is winning.
Michelle: (Puts the ball down) (Gets ready to hit it)
Pierre: (Standing 1 meter behind her) You know that I’m going to win
Michelle: I don’t think so (Smiles)
Michelle: FOUR! (Swings back really fast) (Hits the ball)
Pierre: (Gets whacked in the balls) (Tries to breathe)
Michelle: (Looks at Pierre) Sorry (Laughs)
Pierre: (Painfully) Thats the second time you’ve done this to me
Michelle: (Laughs) I’m sorry
Pierre: This is a painful relationship (Laughs)
Michelle: (Laughs)
After golfing, they ate fries. Then they drove back to exeter. While driving, Michelle fell asleep. Pierre looked over and smiled. Then continued driving. When they got to Michelle’s house, Pierre got out of the car and carried Michelle to her bed. He sat on the bedroom floor and started to play video games.
About 3 hours later, it was 5:00PM. Michelle woke up and Pierre was getting dressed as she was waking up.
Pierre: (Turns off the tv) (Stands up) (Gets some dry clothes) (No shirt on)
Michelle: (eyes start to open)
Pierre: (Takes bathing suit off) (Back facing Michelle)
Michelle: (Rubs eyes) (Shakes head fast) Boy, its not everyday I wake up to a naked guy in my room!
Pierre: (Slightly jumps) (Laughs) (Turns around) Today is your lucky day! (Puts boxers on)
Michelle: (Laughs)
(Knocking on the house door)
Michelle: I’ll get it (Gets up)
Pierre: Okay (Puts pants on)
Michelle: (Goes to the door) (Opens it) Hey Pat!
Pat: Eh! Watcha guys doing?
Michelle: Nothing interesting
Pierre: (Walks to the door) (Black shirt in his hand) Hey!
Pat: ....... Were you guys........?
Pierre: (Deep voice) Maybe (Smiles)
Michelle: (Hits Pierre on his chest) No, I just woke up from a nap, and don’t ask why Pierre was naked in my room
Pierre: What? my bathing suit were damp!
Michelle: (Chuckles) Right...
Pat: (Laughs)
Pierre: So Pat, why are you here for?
Pat: Oh, the guys and I came down to see Michelle and wanted to know if you guys would like to bowl with us?
Michelle: Okay! I’ll just get dressed (Walks to her bedroom) (Shuts the door)
Pierre: (Puts his shirt on) You guys are just s attached to her aren’t ya?
Pat: (Chuckles) We just feel like she’s a part of our family
Pierre: Wow
(2 Minutes later)
Michelle: (Comes out of her bedroom)
Pat: Ready?
Michelle: I’m good to go!
Pierre: Okay!
(They go in Pats van)
Pat: (In the drivers seat)
Chuck: (Beside pat)
Jeff: (Behind Pat)
Seb: (Beside Jeff)
David: (Sitting at the back, on the right hand side)
Guys: Hi!
Michelle: (Goes in before Pierre) Hey guys! (Sits beside David)
Pierre: Hey! (Sits beside Michelle)
Pat: (Starts to drive)
(2 minutes later)
David: (Notices Michelle’s hickey) So..... what’s that on your neck Michelle? (Smirks)
Michelle: (Smiles) Nothing...
David: Its a hickey!..... From who?
Michelle: (Sarcastically) Santa claus! Who do you think? (Laughs)
David: Eww, Michelle digs old guys
Pierre: Hey! I’m not that old! (Laughs)
Michelle: (Laughs)
David: (Laughs)
Pierre: Oh, and by the way... your blanket is in my car, but you might want to clean it (Smirks)
Michelle: (Smirks)
David: Why do I need to clean it for?
Michelle: (Pats on David’s shoulder) David, sometimes the truth should not be spoken (Smiles)
Pierre: (Looks out the window) (Chuckles)
David: I’m scared now!
Michelle: (Laughs)
They arrived at the bowling alie.
(All line up)
Pierre: (Grabs a ball) Okay, now this is how you get a strike
David: (Whispers to everyone) Strike 1, 2, 3, your out!
(Evry1 except for Pierre laughs)
Pierre: (Looks behind him) (Gives a weird look)
Michelle: Come on, show us how its done!
Pierre: (Bowls) (Misses the pins) Fuck!
Michelle: So you were saying? (Smirks)
Everyone: (Smirks)
Pierre: Your going down! (Goes to the back of the line)
Michelle: You can’t handle the truth!
Pierre: Bring it!
David: Suck it!
Michelle: (Laughs)
Seb: Show him how its done Michelle!
Michelle: (Grabs a ball) Oh, I will!
Michelle: (Takes her time) (Practices swinging)
Pierre: Today would be good Michelle
Michelle: (Bowls) (Gets a strike)
Michelle: (Turns around) AH HA! (Smirks)
David: YAY!
Michelle: (Walks to the back of the line) (High fives while she walks) (Goes to Pierre) You wanna bring it punk? (Laughs)
Pierre: (Raises his fist, pretends to punch her) Errr!
Michelle: Ah abuse!
Pierre: (Laughs) Its about time I teached you a lesson! (Punches in his hand)
Michelle: (Laughs) David!!
David: I’m coming! (Bowls) (Hits 4 pins) Hey I’m better than Pierre!
Chuck: Good job David!
David: (Goes to the end of the line) What’s going on here?
Michelle: He wants to hurt me (Goes behind David)
David: Woman abuse!
Michelle: I know! (Laughs)
David: (Laughs) No wonder your girlfriends keep dumping you
Michelle: (Kids) I should dump him now and like, go out with you!
David: (Laughs) We would make a cute couple!
Pierre: (Turns away) (Sad face)
Michelle: Aww! (Hugs Pierre) I wouldn’t dump you! (Rocks Pierre back and forth)
Pierre: (Snuggles) (3 seconds later) (gives Michelle a wet willy)
Michelle: (Stops hugging) Rape!! (Laughs)
Pierre: (Laughs)
After a couple of turns, Pierre finally got a strike.
Pierre: (Arms up) (Turns around) YEAH!
Michelle: About time
Pierre: (Sings) I’m bringing sexy back (Walks to Michelle)
David: Your not sexy (Laughs)
Michelle: (Laughs)
Pierre: Well apparently, I’m sexy in Michelle’s eyes
Michelle: (Kids) Pierre, I think its about time I told you the truth..... I’m going out with you because I felt sorry for you cuz......... U.G.L.Y You ain’t got no allaby, YOU UGLY! (Laughs)
(All the guys except for Pierre laughs)
Pierre: (Shocked) Am I really that ugly?
David: Sadly.... yes (Laughs)
Pierre: (Laughs) And I thought you guys were my friends... thats it, I’m leaving the band (Kids)
Guys: YAY!
Chuck: Michelle can be our new singer!
Michelle: (Laughs) Sweet!
About 30 minutes later, They wanted to go clubbing.
Pierre: We should go clubbing guys!
All the guys: Yeah!
Michelle: But Pierre.... I’m too young (Sad face)
Pierre: (Puts arm around Michelle) Don’t worry, we can sneak you in
Jeff: And maybe we can get Seb laid!
Seb: You guys already know that i have a girlfriend
Michelle: Aw! I didn’t know you had a girlfriend
Seb: Yep
Pat: Okay, lets get going!
They drove to London and found a club. When they got out of the van, they surrounded Michelle so no one would see her.
(Walking towards the door)
Michelle: (Whispers) Why do I get the feeling that you guys never done this before?
Pierre: Shhh, its okay, we’re experts
Michelle: Okay, if you say so...
(Walks to the body guard)
Bodyguard: (Lets them in)
When they walked in, the music was loud, about 100 people were in there. It wasn’t a real big place.
Chuck: We did it!
Michelle: Its crazy in here!
Jeff: There’s so many girls!
Michelle: and hot.... (Looks at Pierre)
Pierre: (Gives a weird look)
Michelle: Some boys, boys...... yeah
(Everyone starts to dance)
Pierre: (Dancing in front of Michelle)
Michelle: (Dancing)
(1 hour later)
Pierre: I’m going to get a drink
Michelle: Okay
Pierre: (Walks to the bar)
(1 minute later)
Stranger: Hi
Michelle: Uh hi (Turns away)
Stranger: Why are you here by yourself?
Michelle: I’m not... I’m waiting for my boyfriend to come back with a drink
Pierre: (Orders a drink) (Glances over to Michelle) (Sees the guy) (Reads Michelle’s body language and lips)
Michelle: (Walks away)
Stranger: (Grabs Michelle’s arm) (Aggressive) Don’t you want to dance?
Pierre: (Mad sigh) (Walks fast to Michelle)
Pierre: (Gets to Michelle) (Pulls the guys hand off of her arm) Do you want to dance with him?
Michelle: No!
Pierre: (Aggressively) You heard her, now fuck off!! (Looks in his eyes)
Stranger: (Walks away)
Pierre: Are you okay?
Michelle: Yep...... how did you...? (Shocked) (Impressed)
Pierre: I can read your body language and lips now
Michelle: Talented
Pierre: Thats me!
Michelle: How old do you think that guy was?
Pierre: Maybe around 35?
Michelle: (Laughs) Eww
Pierre: (Laughs)
(1 minute later)
David: Hey guys
Pierre: Hey
Michelle: Hi
(Slow song comes on)
David: Can I dance with you Michelle?
Michelle: (Looks at Pierre for a answer)
Pierre (Nods head) I’m gonna go get my drink (Walks away)
Michelle: Sure
(Start to slow dance)
(not dancing close)
David: Having fun?
Michelle: yeah, yeah... you?
David: Yep, But i’ve seen better places than this
Michelle: Cool
(30 seconds later)
Michelle: So..... have you danced with any girls yet?
David: Your the only one
Michelle: How come?
David: I don’t know...
Michelle: You know, If you asked Miranda out again, I bet she would say yes...
David: Yeah but, It seems kind of tricky to me, with the touring and all that... I don’t even know how you and Pierre do it
Michelle: Well we didn’t really know how it would play out too. First it turned out to not be a serious relationship, but then after a couple of months, it somehow became serious, and we just take it day by day. I know he tries his best to see me as much as he can.
David: Yeah, he does try hard, Its like his second career (Laughs)
Michelle: (Laughs)
David: But you guys make it look so easy having a long distance relationship. Not many people stay around like you
Michelle: Well I guess i do love him.... unfortunately (Laughs)
David: (Laughs) He’s a lucky guy..... but tell me..... what do you see in him?
Michelle: (Laughs) Hmm i don’t know, I guess I like dorks
David: true dat.... If he ever breaks up with you, I’ll kick his ass!
Michelle: Save me a ticket will ya? (Laughs)
David: Sure!
Pierre: (Walks up to them) David, can I have my girl back?
David: (Chuckles) Sorry (Lets go of Michelle)
Michelle: See ya David
David: (Smirks) Bye!
Pierre & Michelle: (Slow dancing) (up against each other)
Pierre: What were you guys talking about?
Michelle: Just about Miranda,.... and you
Pierre: Me? What about me?
Michelle: Oh, just about how ugly you are (Kids) (Laughs)
Pierre: Ha.... Ha... Ha..
Michelle: No he just said how lucky you are to have me, and that we make long distant relationships look so easy
Pierre: True, it isn’t really that hard for us, isn’t it?
Michelle: Nope
Pierre: And I am lucky to have you (Smiles)
Michelle: (Shy smile) (Looks in Pierre’s eyes)
Pierre: (Kisses Michelle)
(Kissing and dancing at the same time)
(2 minutes later)
Pierre: (Stops kissing)
Michelle: (Rests her head on Pierre)
(30 seconds later)
(Song ends)
Michelle & Pierre: (Stop dancing)
Two hours later, they left the club and went to Michelle’s house.
Michelle: Do you guys have anywhere to sleep?
Chuck: Uh.... no
Michelle: You guys can sleep at here! We can have a PJ party!
David: Sweet!
(All walk to the living room)
Michelle: Pierre, Help me get the sleeping bags (Walks to the bedroom)
Pierre: Okay (Follows Michelle)
Pierre: My throat hurts
Michelle: (Hands two sleeping back to Pierre) Well, you were partying tonight, just don’t talk much now (Grabs 2 bags)
Pierre: But... I need to talk! (Coughs)
Michelle: See? (Laughs)
(Goes to the living room)
Michelle: (Drops the 2 bags) We need three more! (Goes back to the bedroom)
Pierre: (Lays out his and Michelle’s bags beside each other)
David: Oh thanks Pierre!
Pierre: Its Michelle’s David!
Michelle: (Comes back) (Drops bags) There!
After they got everything ready, they went to bed. In the middle of the night, Everyone was awaken by Pierre.
Everyone: (Sits up and looks at Pierre)
Pierre: (Talking in his sleep) Come on Michelle, you know you like it... you know how I like it!....
Everyone: (silent laugh)
Michelle: Oh my god! He even dreams about it in his sleep!
Everyone: (Laughs)
After that, they fell back to sleep. The next day, Michelle woke up with Pierre’s hand laying on top of her face.
Michelle: (Moves Pierre’s hand)
Pierre: (Still asleep) (Arm flops beside him)
Michelle: (Starts playing with Pierre’s arm)
Michelle: (Makes his hand flop around) Look at Me, I’m Pierre!
David: (Laughs) What are you doing?
Michelle: (Flops Pierre’s arm around) hi David!
David: Pierre, your gay
Michelle: Oh be nice! (Laughs)
Michelle: (holds Pierre’s hand) (Looks at Pierre and smiles)
(10 seconds later)
Pierre: (Opens eyes) Boo!
Michelle: (Scared) Ah! (Hides in her sleeping bag)
Pierre: (Laughs) Don’t fool around with my body parts while I’m asleep!
Michelle: (Laughs) Don’t put your hand on my face while I’m asleep!
Chuck: Aw man, we have to go today
Pierre: Oh yeah, we do (Sad) Dammit!
Michelle: (Makes a sad face)
Pierre: Hey, you can come if you want Michelle
Michelle: Sweet!
Pierre: Woohoo...... why are you still hiding?
Michelle: Your still ugly (Laughs)
Pierre: (Laughs) Well then, your not coming then!
Chuck: But, wont she distract us while we’re trying to write new songs?
Michelle: Oh don’t worry (comes out of her bag) I wont bother you guys... much
David: Yeah Michelle has to come! She’s like a part of our group now, Like pat because he entertains us, and works for us
Pat: Yeah, but you guys just pick on me!
Michelle: (Laughs)
They packed, and once everyone was ready, they left. David, Michelle, and Pierre drove in Pierre’s car, and the rest of the guys went with Pat.
David: (Sitting alone in the back) (Sees his blanker beside him) (Picks it up) My blanket!
Michelle & Pierre: (Smile at each other) (Look back out the window)
(5 seconds later)
David: (smells blanket) And it smells like... (Sniffs) Sweat?
Michelle & Pierre: (Start to laugh)
David: (Throws blanket beside him) EEWWW!
Pierre: Thats why you have to clean it! (Laughs)
Michelle: (Laughs)
David: Did you guys do it in here?
(Silence for 5 seconds)
David: EWWW!! (Wipes himself off)
Pierre & Michelle: (Laughs)
David was descusted the whole way to montreal.
A couple of weeks later, Michelle was in her bed sleeping. And it was 9:00AM. She didn’t know that Pierre was going to stay over for a few days.
Michelle: (Sleeping on stomach) (Stretched out)
Pierre: (Walks into the house) Hello? (Walks to the living room)
Pierre: (Walks back to the kitchen) (Slowly opens Michelle’s bedroom door) (Sees Michelle)
Pierre: (Lays beside Michelle) (Keeps touching her hair) (Waiting for Michelle to wake up)
(3 minutes later)
Michelle: (Slowly opens her eyes) (Realizes that Pierre is beside her) Holy Crap! Why are you here?
Pierre: (Whispers) 7 days is up!
Michelle: (Does a little chuckle) Well you can kill me at lunch time okay?
Pierre: (Pouts) But I want to do it now! (Laughs)
Michelle: Too bad! (Laughs)
Pierre: Where are your parents?
Michelle: (Stretches) Their at work
Pierre: I see (Thinks)
Michelle: Yep, so why are you here?
Pierre: I’m going to stay here for a couple of days!
Michelle: (Sarcastically) Does that mean that i wont get any sleep?
Pierre: Well.... Just a little bit! (Laughs) (Smiles)
Michelle: (Laughs) Great
Michelle: What do you want to do today?
Pierre: I don’t know..... maybe....
Michelle: (Laughs) Anything but that!
Pierre: (Kids) (Hits the bed) Damn! (Laughs)
Michelle: (Laughs)
During that day, they just stayed at Michelle’s house. At 8:00PM when Michelle’s parents were outside, Pierre was on the computer. Then Michelle got out of the shower.
Pierre: (Sitting at the computer)
Michelle: (Goes behind Pierre and puts arms around his neck) (Puts head on his shoulders) Watcha doing?
Pierre: Just checking my email (Yawns)
Michelle: Wow
(30 seconds later)
Michelle: (Whispers in Pierre’s ears) Do you know what I want to do?
Pierre: (Looks in Michelle’s eyes)
Michelle: (Kisses Pierre’s lips)
Pierre: (Keeps kissing Michelle)
(30 seconds later)
Pierre: (Stops) (Shocked) Really? But i thought you didn’t want to today!
Michelle: That was so half a day ago, shesh
Pierre: But we can’t, your parents are home.....
Michelle: HmMmMm (Thinks)
Pierre: (Thinks)
(10 seconds later)
Michelle: Hey! We can say that we’re gonna go to the “movies” in “london”
Pierre: (Catches on) Oh! We can say that the movie is like 2 hours long and we wont be back till 12pm!
Michelle: We are so smart!
Pierre: Yup,.... well I just have to go in the washroom and put on a... (Gets interfered)
Michelle: Okay Pierre (Chuckles)
Pierre: (Gets off the computer) (Kisses Michelle) (Goes to the bedroom to get a bag) (Goes to the washroom)
(30 seconds later)
Pierre: (Comes out) (Has the bag in his hand) Okay! (Jumps up and pulls up pants)
Michelle: Wait...... you brought a bag of condoms?
Pierre: Yeah....
Michelle: (Crosses arms) (Smirks) (Shakes head)
Pierre: What? You never know when someone is gonna jump me!
Michelle: (Shakes head)
Pierre: Lets just go! (Grabs Michelle’s arm)
(both run to the door)
(outside)
Mom: Where are you guys going?
Michelle: We’re going to the movies in london
Dad: What movie?
Pierre: (Lies) War of the worlds, I heard its about 3 hours long
Michelle: Yeah, we’re going to try and get to the 9:15PM one
Pierre: So we wont be back till.. around like 12
Dad: Okay
Mom: Be careful!
Michelle: Mom, we will
(Pierre and Michelle get in Pierre’s car)
They drove off road into a nearby forest. Pierre stopped the car, and they both went to the back of the car. Then Pierre started to kiss Michelle and he went on top and yeah..... lol
Meanwhile back at the house, Michelle’s mom went into the washroom to discover a wrapper on the counter.
Mom: Dwayne, I found this on the counter (Shows him)
Dad: Well its not mine
Mom: Then who’s is it?
Mom & Dad: (Figure it out) (Both look at each other)
1 hour and 30 minutes later back at the car, Pierre was laying on top of Michelle with a zebra blanket over them.
Michelle: Isn’t that David’s blanket?
Pierre: (Head on Michelle) Yeah, I still have to return it
Michelle: (Runs fingers through Pierre’s hair) You should wash it before you give it back (Chuckles)
Pierre: (Chuckles) Yeah
(30 seconds later)
Michelle: My neck hurts!
Pierre: (Looks at her neck) Oops, sorry (Laughs) I gave you a hickey! (Smirks)
Michelle: Pierre! (Laughs) My parents will see it!
(10 seconds later)
Pierre: (Sees that Michelle is wearing the necklace he gave her) (holds the locket part and looks at it) (Lifts head and looks at Michelle) Your wearing the necklace i gave ya!
Michelle: (Softly) Yep, I wear it everyday
Pierre: (Smirks) (Kisses Michelle)
Michelle: I’d hate to ruin the moment but... can I lay on you cuz your heavy!
Pierre: (Smirks) Okay (Slowly sits up and hands the blanket to Michelle)
Pierre: (Shivers) I’m cold (Puts boxers on)
Michelle: Can you give my my clothes please?
Pierre: (Hands clothes to Michelle) (Lays down)
Michelle: (Puts clothes on) (Lays on Pierre) (Puts blanket on top of them)
Michelle: Do you know what?
Pierre: What?
Michelle: We’ve been together for 7 months now
Pierre: Really? Thats crazy!
Michelle: (Snuggles in more) I know
Pierre: And hopefully we’ll stay together longer
Michelle: Yep!
(5 minutes later)
Pierre: Do you feel like pizza?
Michelle: I feel like having anything (Yawns)
Pierre: Okay
Michelle: (Gets up (Goes to front)
Pierre: (Sits up) Puts pants and shirt on) (Goes to the front)
After they got pizza, they went back to the house. Michelle’s parents appeared to be asleep, So Pierre slept on the air mattress on Michelle’s bedroom floor. And Michelle slept in her bed.
The next morning, Pierre and Michelle were half asleep and started to talk when all of a sudden, someone opened the door.
(Door opens)
Mom: Can I see you two in the kitchen now?
Michelle: Okay... (Still wearing the clothes from last night) (Gets up)
Pierre: (Gets up)
(In the kitchen)
Pierre & Michelle: (Standing side by side) (Arms crossed)
Mom: (Standing in front of them) (Disappointed look)
Mom: What’s this? (Holds up the wrapper)
Michelle: I don’t know....
Mom: What did you do last night?
Pierre: Well...
Mom: Well?!!
Michelle: Is it really any of your business
Mom: How many times?
Pierre: How many?
Michelle: What?
Mom: How many times have you guys done it?
Pierre & Michelle: (Look at each other)
Michelle: (Aggressively) Lets not go there
Pierre: At least we’re using protection
Mom: and what’s that on your neck?
Michelle: Mom, We’ve done it okay? and you can’t change that! (Storms out of the house)
Mom: (Stares at Pierre)
Pierre: I think Michelle is old enough to make her own decisions
(4 minutes of silence)
Mom: Pierre, can you leave me alone for a while?
Pierre: Sure (Walks out of the house) (Goes in his car)
Michelle was standing by the river at the park. She was thinking about what her and Pierre should do. Pierre’s car pulls into the parking lot and walks to Michelle, facing her back.
Pierre: (Behind Michelle) (against her back) (Holds her hands and crosses their arms)
Pierre: (Softly) I’d thought I would find you here
Michelle: Do you think we should continue doing it?
Pierre: I...... I don’t know
Michelle: What if I did get pregnant?
Pierre: Thats tricky
(2 minutes of silence)
Michelle: Meh, I don’t know
Pierre: (Holds Michelle tightly)
(1 minutes later)
Pierre: (Looks at Michelle) Lets go to grand bend for some ice cream and go to the beach
Michelle: (Looks at Pierre) Okay
(Both walk to the car)
After they got into the car, they made their way to grand bend. When they got there, they realized that they didn’t bring any bathing suits, So they looked around in stores to find some. Michelle got a blue bikini and wore a towel around her waist. Pierre on the other hand, wanted to go skinny dipping but Michelle kept saying no and laughed. Once Pierre found one, Michelle got some ice cream. Then they headed to the beach.
Michelle: (licking her ice cream)
Pierre: (Looks at her ice cream) (Licks his lips)
Michelle: (Stops in a middle of a lick) (Looks at Pierre) Don you want a lick Pierre?
Pierre: (Innocent smile) yeah sure
Michelle: (Smiles) (Holds ice cream in front of Pierre’s face)
Pierre: (goes for a lick)
Michelle: (Slams the ice cream in his face) (Laughs)
Pierre: (Shocked) What the fuck! Why did you do that for! (Wipes off his face)
Michelle: (Laughs)
Pierre: (Has a pissed off face on)
Michelle: Uh oh... (Starts to run)
Pierre: (Little chuckle) (Runs after Michelle)
Michelle: (Runs to the beach)
Pierre: (Laughs) Get back here!
Michelle: Never! (Almost at the water) (takes towel off) (Runs into the water)
Pierre: (Takes off his shirt) (Runs in after)
Michelle: (Looks behind) Ah!
Pierre: (Catches up) Smiles) (Grabs her)
Michelle: (Laughs) No!!!!
Pierre: (Holds her in a rocking position)
Michelle: Pierre?
Pierre: (Smirks) 1!!!
Michelle: Ah crap
Pierre: 2!!
Michelle: Pierre!!!
Pierre: 3! (Pretends to throw her)
Michelle: AH! (Closes eyes) (5 seconds later) (Opens eyes) What the?
Pierre: (looks at Michelle) (Smiles) (throws Michelle)
(5 seconds later)
Michelle: (Comes up from under the water) (Coughs)
Pierre: (Laughs) Are you used to the water now?
Michelle: (Sarcastically) Oh of course!
After thirty minutes of swimming and fooling around, they went mini golfing. And so far, Michelle is winning.
Michelle: (Puts the ball down) (Gets ready to hit it)
Pierre: (Standing 1 meter behind her) You know that I’m going to win
Michelle: I don’t think so (Smiles)
Michelle: FOUR! (Swings back really fast) (Hits the ball)
Pierre: (Gets whacked in the balls) (Tries to breathe)
Michelle: (Looks at Pierre) Sorry (Laughs)
Pierre: (Painfully) Thats the second time you’ve done this to me
Michelle: (Laughs) I’m sorry
Pierre: This is a painful relationship (Laughs)
Michelle: (Laughs)
After golfing, they ate fries. Then they drove back to exeter. While driving, Michelle fell asleep. Pierre looked over and smiled. Then continued driving. When they got to Michelle’s house, Pierre got out of the car and carried Michelle to her bed. He sat on the bedroom floor and started to play video games.
About 3 hours later, it was 5:00PM. Michelle woke up and Pierre was getting dressed as she was waking up.
Pierre: (Turns off the tv) (Stands up) (Gets some dry clothes) (No shirt on)
Michelle: (eyes start to open)
Pierre: (Takes bathing suit off) (Back facing Michelle)
Michelle: (Rubs eyes) (Shakes head fast) Boy, its not everyday I wake up to a naked guy in my room!
Pierre: (Slightly jumps) (Laughs) (Turns around) Today is your lucky day! (Puts boxers on)
Michelle: (Laughs)
(Knocking on the house door)
Michelle: I’ll get it (Gets up)
Pierre: Okay (Puts pants on)
Michelle: (Goes to the door) (Opens it) Hey Pat!
Pat: Eh! Watcha guys doing?
Michelle: Nothing interesting
Pierre: (Walks to the door) (Black shirt in his hand) Hey!
Pat: ....... Were you guys........?
Pierre: (Deep voice) Maybe (Smiles)
Michelle: (Hits Pierre on his chest) No, I just woke up from a nap, and don’t ask why Pierre was naked in my room
Pierre: What? my bathing suit were damp!
Michelle: (Chuckles) Right...
Pat: (Laughs)
Pierre: So Pat, why are you here for?
Pat: Oh, the guys and I came down to see Michelle and wanted to know if you guys would like to bowl with us?
Michelle: Okay! I’ll just get dressed (Walks to her bedroom) (Shuts the door)
Pierre: (Puts his shirt on) You guys are just s attached to her aren’t ya?
Pat: (Chuckles) We just feel like she’s a part of our family
Pierre: Wow
(2 Minutes later)
Michelle: (Comes out of her bedroom)
Pat: Ready?
Michelle: I’m good to go!
Pierre: Okay!
(They go in Pats van)
Pat: (In the drivers seat)
Chuck: (Beside pat)
Jeff: (Behind Pat)
Seb: (Beside Jeff)
David: (Sitting at the back, on the right hand side)
Guys: Hi!
Michelle: (Goes in before Pierre) Hey guys! (Sits beside David)
Pierre: Hey! (Sits beside Michelle)
Pat: (Starts to drive)
(2 minutes later)
David: (Notices Michelle’s hickey) So..... what’s that on your neck Michelle? (Smirks)
Michelle: (Smiles) Nothing...
David: Its a hickey!..... From who?
Michelle: (Sarcastically) Santa claus! Who do you think? (Laughs)
David: Eww, Michelle digs old guys
Pierre: Hey! I’m not that old! (Laughs)
Michelle: (Laughs)
David: (Laughs)
Pierre: Oh, and by the way... your blanket is in my car, but you might want to clean it (Smirks)
Michelle: (Smirks)
David: Why do I need to clean it for?
Michelle: (Pats on David’s shoulder) David, sometimes the truth should not be spoken (Smiles)
Pierre: (Looks out the window) (Chuckles)
David: I’m scared now!
Michelle: (Laughs)
They arrived at the bowling alie.
(All line up)
Pierre: (Grabs a ball) Okay, now this is how you get a strike
David: (Whispers to everyone) Strike 1, 2, 3, your out!
(Evry1 except for Pierre laughs)
Pierre: (Looks behind him) (Gives a weird look)
Michelle: Come on, show us how its done!
Pierre: (Bowls) (Misses the pins) Fuck!
Michelle: So you were saying? (Smirks)
Everyone: (Smirks)
Pierre: Your going down! (Goes to the back of the line)
Michelle: You can’t handle the truth!
Pierre: Bring it!
David: Suck it!
Michelle: (Laughs)
Seb: Show him how its done Michelle!
Michelle: (Grabs a ball) Oh, I will!
Michelle: (Takes her time) (Practices swinging)
Pierre: Today would be good Michelle
Michelle: (Bowls) (Gets a strike)
Michelle: (Turns around) AH HA! (Smirks)
David: YAY!
Michelle: (Walks to the back of the line) (High fives while she walks) (Goes to Pierre) You wanna bring it punk? (Laughs)
Pierre: (Raises his fist, pretends to punch her) Errr!
Michelle: Ah abuse!
Pierre: (Laughs) Its about time I teached you a lesson! (Punches in his hand)
Michelle: (Laughs) David!!
David: I’m coming! (Bowls) (Hits 4 pins) Hey I’m better than Pierre!
Chuck: Good job David!
David: (Goes to the end of the line) What’s going on here?
Michelle: He wants to hurt me (Goes behind David)
David: Woman abuse!
Michelle: I know! (Laughs)
David: (Laughs) No wonder your girlfriends keep dumping you
Michelle: (Kids) I should dump him now and like, go out with you!
David: (Laughs) We would make a cute couple!
Pierre: (Turns away) (Sad face)
Michelle: Aww! (Hugs Pierre) I wouldn’t dump you! (Rocks Pierre back and forth)
Pierre: (Snuggles) (3 seconds later) (gives Michelle a wet willy)
Michelle: (Stops hugging) Rape!! (Laughs)
Pierre: (Laughs)
After a couple of turns, Pierre finally got a strike.
Pierre: (Arms up) (Turns around) YEAH!
Michelle: About time
Pierre: (Sings) I’m bringing sexy back (Walks to Michelle)
David: Your not sexy (Laughs)
Michelle: (Laughs)
Pierre: Well apparently, I’m sexy in Michelle’s eyes
Michelle: (Kids) Pierre, I think its about time I told you the truth..... I’m going out with you because I felt sorry for you cuz......... U.G.L.Y You ain’t got no allaby, YOU UGLY! (Laughs)
(All the guys except for Pierre laughs)
Pierre: (Shocked) Am I really that ugly?
David: Sadly.... yes (Laughs)
Pierre: (Laughs) And I thought you guys were my friends... thats it, I’m leaving the band (Kids)
Guys: YAY!
Chuck: Michelle can be our new singer!
Michelle: (Laughs) Sweet!
About 30 minutes later, They wanted to go clubbing.
Pierre: We should go clubbing guys!
All the guys: Yeah!
Michelle: But Pierre.... I’m too young (Sad face)
Pierre: (Puts arm around Michelle) Don’t worry, we can sneak you in
Jeff: And maybe we can get Seb laid!
Seb: You guys already know that i have a girlfriend
Michelle: Aw! I didn’t know you had a girlfriend
Seb: Yep
Pat: Okay, lets get going!
They drove to London and found a club. When they got out of the van, they surrounded Michelle so no one would see her.
(Walking towards the door)
Michelle: (Whispers) Why do I get the feeling that you guys never done this before?
Pierre: Shhh, its okay, we’re experts
Michelle: Okay, if you say so...
(Walks to the body guard)
Bodyguard: (Lets them in)
When they walked in, the music was loud, about 100 people were in there. It wasn’t a real big place.
Chuck: We did it!
Michelle: Its crazy in here!
Jeff: There’s so many girls!
Michelle: and hot.... (Looks at Pierre)
Pierre: (Gives a weird look)
Michelle: Some boys, boys...... yeah
(Everyone starts to dance)
Pierre: (Dancing in front of Michelle)
Michelle: (Dancing)
(1 hour later)
Pierre: I’m going to get a drink
Michelle: Okay
Pierre: (Walks to the bar)
(1 minute later)
Stranger: Hi
Michelle: Uh hi (Turns away)
Stranger: Why are you here by yourself?
Michelle: I’m not... I’m waiting for my boyfriend to come back with a drink
Pierre: (Orders a drink) (Glances over to Michelle) (Sees the guy) (Reads Michelle’s body language and lips)
Michelle: (Walks away)
Stranger: (Grabs Michelle’s arm) (Aggressive) Don’t you want to dance?
Pierre: (Mad sigh) (Walks fast to Michelle)
Pierre: (Gets to Michelle) (Pulls the guys hand off of her arm) Do you want to dance with him?
Michelle: No!
Pierre: (Aggressively) You heard her, now fuck off!! (Looks in his eyes)
Stranger: (Walks away)
Pierre: Are you okay?
Michelle: Yep...... how did you...? (Shocked) (Impressed)
Pierre: I can read your body language and lips now
Michelle: Talented
Pierre: Thats me!
Michelle: How old do you think that guy was?
Pierre: Maybe around 35?
Michelle: (Laughs) Eww
Pierre: (Laughs)
(1 minute later)
David: Hey guys
Pierre: Hey
Michelle: Hi
(Slow song comes on)
David: Can I dance with you Michelle?
Michelle: (Looks at Pierre for a answer)
Pierre (Nods head) I’m gonna go get my drink (Walks away)
Michelle: Sure
(Start to slow dance)
(not dancing close)
David: Having fun?
Michelle: yeah, yeah... you?
David: Yep, But i’ve seen better places than this
Michelle: Cool
(30 seconds later)
Michelle: So..... have you danced with any girls yet?
David: Your the only one
Michelle: How come?
David: I don’t know...
Michelle: You know, If you asked Miranda out again, I bet she would say yes...
David: Yeah but, It seems kind of tricky to me, with the touring and all that... I don’t even know how you and Pierre do it
Michelle: Well we didn’t really know how it would play out too. First it turned out to not be a serious relationship, but then after a couple of months, it somehow became serious, and we just take it day by day. I know he tries his best to see me as much as he can.
David: Yeah, he does try hard, Its like his second career (Laughs)
Michelle: (Laughs)
David: But you guys make it look so easy having a long distance relationship. Not many people stay around like you
Michelle: Well I guess i do love him.... unfortunately (Laughs)
David: (Laughs) He’s a lucky guy..... but tell me..... what do you see in him?
Michelle: (Laughs) Hmm i don’t know, I guess I like dorks
David: true dat.... If he ever breaks up with you, I’ll kick his ass!
Michelle: Save me a ticket will ya? (Laughs)
David: Sure!
Pierre: (Walks up to them) David, can I have my girl back?
David: (Chuckles) Sorry (Lets go of Michelle)
Michelle: See ya David
David: (Smirks) Bye!
Pierre & Michelle: (Slow dancing) (up against each other)
Pierre: What were you guys talking about?
Michelle: Just about Miranda,.... and you
Pierre: Me? What about me?
Michelle: Oh, just about how ugly you are (Kids) (Laughs)
Pierre: Ha.... Ha... Ha..
Michelle: No he just said how lucky you are to have me, and that we make long distant relationships look so easy
Pierre: True, it isn’t really that hard for us, isn’t it?
Michelle: Nope
Pierre: And I am lucky to have you (Smiles)
Michelle: (Shy smile) (Looks in Pierre’s eyes)
Pierre: (Kisses Michelle)
(Kissing and dancing at the same time)
(2 minutes later)
Pierre: (Stops kissing)
Michelle: (Rests her head on Pierre)
(30 seconds later)
(Song ends)
Michelle & Pierre: (Stop dancing)
Two hours later, they left the club and went to Michelle’s house.
Michelle: Do you guys have anywhere to sleep?
Chuck: Uh.... no
Michelle: You guys can sleep at here! We can have a PJ party!
David: Sweet!
(All walk to the living room)
Michelle: Pierre, Help me get the sleeping bags (Walks to the bedroom)
Pierre: Okay (Follows Michelle)
Pierre: My throat hurts
Michelle: (Hands two sleeping back to Pierre) Well, you were partying tonight, just don’t talk much now (Grabs 2 bags)
Pierre: But... I need to talk! (Coughs)
Michelle: See? (Laughs)
(Goes to the living room)
Michelle: (Drops the 2 bags) We need three more! (Goes back to the bedroom)
Pierre: (Lays out his and Michelle’s bags beside each other)
David: Oh thanks Pierre!
Pierre: Its Michelle’s David!
Michelle: (Comes back) (Drops bags) There!
After they got everything ready, they went to bed. In the middle of the night, Everyone was awaken by Pierre.
Everyone: (Sits up and looks at Pierre)
Pierre: (Talking in his sleep) Come on Michelle, you know you like it... you know how I like it!....
Everyone: (silent laugh)
Michelle: Oh my god! He even dreams about it in his sleep!
Everyone: (Laughs)
After that, they fell back to sleep. The next day, Michelle woke up with Pierre’s hand laying on top of her face.
Michelle: (Moves Pierre’s hand)
Pierre: (Still asleep) (Arm flops beside him)
Michelle: (Starts playing with Pierre’s arm)
Michelle: (Makes his hand flop around) Look at Me, I’m Pierre!
David: (Laughs) What are you doing?
Michelle: (Flops Pierre’s arm around) hi David!
David: Pierre, your gay
Michelle: Oh be nice! (Laughs)
Michelle: (holds Pierre’s hand) (Looks at Pierre and smiles)
(10 seconds later)
Pierre: (Opens eyes) Boo!
Michelle: (Scared) Ah! (Hides in her sleeping bag)
Pierre: (Laughs) Don’t fool around with my body parts while I’m asleep!
Michelle: (Laughs) Don’t put your hand on my face while I’m asleep!
Chuck: Aw man, we have to go today
Pierre: Oh yeah, we do (Sad) Dammit!
Michelle: (Makes a sad face)
Pierre: Hey, you can come if you want Michelle
Michelle: Sweet!
Pierre: Woohoo...... why are you still hiding?
Michelle: Your still ugly (Laughs)
Pierre: (Laughs) Well then, your not coming then!
Chuck: But, wont she distract us while we’re trying to write new songs?
Michelle: Oh don’t worry (comes out of her bag) I wont bother you guys... much
David: Yeah Michelle has to come! She’s like a part of our group now, Like pat because he entertains us, and works for us
Pat: Yeah, but you guys just pick on me!
Michelle: (Laughs)
They packed, and once everyone was ready, they left. David, Michelle, and Pierre drove in Pierre’s car, and the rest of the guys went with Pat.
David: (Sitting alone in the back) (Sees his blanker beside him) (Picks it up) My blanket!
Michelle & Pierre: (Smile at each other) (Look back out the window)
(5 seconds later)
David: (smells blanket) And it smells like... (Sniffs) Sweat?
Michelle & Pierre: (Start to laugh)
David: (Throws blanket beside him) EEWWW!
Pierre: Thats why you have to clean it! (Laughs)
Michelle: (Laughs)
David: Did you guys do it in here?
(Silence for 5 seconds)
David: EWWW!! (Wipes himself off)
Pierre & Michelle: (Laughs)
David was descusted the whole way to montreal.
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