YAY. Today were getting max TV I yelled jumping out of bed.
“Honey calm Willy down.” My mom said to my father.
“Son, shut the fuck up ya dumbass.” My father said.
I waited all day then I heard a knock at the door. It was MR. Buchanan.
“You guys smoking pot?” He asked. I slammed the door in his face.
Then the cable guy got here and started hooking the boxes.
“You’re pretty good at the job.” I said.
“Thanks, I’m Gerard.”
“This will be as quickly as 1…2…3…” I said.
“Gerard you’re pretty sexy.” I said.
“Don’t you ever shut up!”. Yelled Gerard getting mad.
“1…2…-“ I started but Gerard kicked me in the balls. “3…”
I was so upset that I watched sex TV all night.