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They make me do pushups in Drag

by kattychatty5 5 Reviews

Ah prison life.

Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Bob Bryar,Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2009/06/25 - Updated: 2009/06/25 - 252 words

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I hate prison, yep here I am sitting at the "popular" bench in a cell surrounded by killers, and rapists with too much pent up sexual energy. Somehow My Chemical Romance got thrown in the slammer and me and Frankie are like fuckin Jessica Alba to these guys. While Mikey, who is freaking out saying he is gonna die, Bob, and Ray are sitting near the toilet. This is where they sleep too, isnt that horrible, I mean to wake up to some guy pissing above you head, or worse jerking off? Have I mentiond Im wearing a boa? Yeah and lipstick, apprently me and Frankie are the catch of the day, and The last thing I want to do is tell a cage full of burly men that Im not into the whole drag thing
Im sitting in some guys lap, He calls me his girlfriend. Ugh, his name is Danny. Frankie is being forced to makeout with whoever he is sitting with, and I dont like the fact that this Danny guys hardon, is rubbing against my ass. We are aloud to wear are normal clothes, hell knows why, and I hate how guys just jerk off in front of me, thinking it inpresses me, or turns me on.

Gross, gross. Someguy just told me he want to shove his hand up my ass. Everyone wants to fuck us, just great....great

I, Gerard Way, pray that I dont get ass fucked in the middle of the night, tonight.
Amen!
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